YOU MUST READ THIS DISCLAIMER BEFORE GOING ON

The following pages contain Very Discriminating Material. Please be sure that you agree to the following terms...
1. Anything that you read cannot be used to judge me any differently than the sweet, innocent, naive young kid you all know and love.
2. Should you come across anything that is disturbing, it will immediately be eradicated from memory, never to be thought of again.
3. I reserve the right to tell you that everything you read from the proceeding pages was a vicious lie, in the case that I feel uncomfortable with the idea of blackmail
4. Lastly, you are never to mention the word "Goldsholdgger" to me between the hours of 7pm and 3am. I also reserve the right to change those hours whenever I want without prior notices.

If you are FACULTY of Mississippi State University, University of Massachusetts, or any other University that I might one day attend, Don't Even Bother

If you are Members of My Family, you of course know that this MOST CERTAINLY applies to you. If you are those family members that have placed me on Alcohol Probation, and possibly my Cousin Marty who will definitely place me on Alcohol Probation, party on!

No Way I Want To See This

OR

Got To Get Tough, Yo Smo!